"area man" (hurrburgring)
11/28/2014 at 16:50 • Filed to: None
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"area man" (hurrburgring)
11/28/2014 at 16:50 • Filed to: None | 3
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I'm back home for the holidays. Yesterday after turkey time, my girlfriend and I plopped down on the couch to watch TV. She wasn't feeling football since it had been on all day, so I pressed the On Demand button, and immediately I hear my mom go "What are you doing??" from the kitchen.
"Seeing what's On Demand."
"What? We don't have that." At this point I am scrolling through ABC's offerings as she stares at the TV trying to comprehend.
"Um, yeah, you do."
"Well we don't pay for it!"
"Um, yeah, you do."
Turns out she thought On Demand was all pay-per-view stuff. Got her to think of it as a Netflix for new TV shows. Success! Then comes today:
"So Kyle, I looked at that In Demand stuff this morning."
"On Demand."
"Yeah, well, I was looking through the categories, but then I realized there's no back button! Its such a pain!"
"You just have to press 'last' on the remote, mom."
"It's just as well, they're just trying to get you to spend more money with this thing. That's all it is, just something to suck you in."
*facepalm*
jkm7680
> area man
11/28/2014 at 16:57 |
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Comcast On Demand literally has an "adult" section.....
Steve in Manhattan
> area man
11/28/2014 at 16:58 |
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At least your mom has an email address and a computer. I can't even talk mine into that.
heliochrome85
> area man
11/28/2014 at 16:59 |
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Tohru
> jkm7680
11/28/2014 at 17:03 |
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So doescharter
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> area man
11/28/2014 at 18:17 |
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"so I pressed the On Demand button, and immediately I hear my mom go "What are you doing??" from the kitchen."
'Looking for porn on Pay Per View ma... '
LOL